March 15 – Hello Perfect Boob

Almost fully healed I get fitted for a new right boob which perks up nicely just like it was 30 years younger, putting the other one to shame. At $500 a pop, it should be good. It’s climate controlled with a removable pad next to the skin made of the same material as space suits which stays cool or hot according to my body. You can even put it in the fridge in summer...